The Chuck Norris Game - Page 32

Amargo Deathscythe · 11-03-2009, 04:29 PM

chuck norris invented life

Hand Banana · 11-03-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Amargo Deathscythe

chuck norris invented life

Thats deep.

Hagane, the Ice Nomad · 11-03-2009, 06:52 PM

Split Personality Disorder is what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks one person into another so hard, their cells actually combine into a new being.

Amargo Deathscythe · 11-06-2009, 12:22 AM

chuck norris made mount everest when he sneezed

bankai · 11-06-2009, 12:42 AM

chuck norris can split the atom with his finger nail

Hagane, the Ice Nomad · 11-06-2009, 12:57 AM

Chuck Norris is able to say every word ever spoken at once...with his thoughts. And make us hear them.

What? They cam't ALL be gems!

Amargo Deathscythe · 11-07-2009, 03:07 AM

chuck norris is in the business of death.......and business is good

Light-kun · 11-07-2009, 12:45 PM

I don't know if this already had been there, but:
Chuck doesn't sleep with a weapon under the pillow,
he sleeps with a pillow under the weapon.

Amargo Deathscythe · 11-07-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Light-kun

I don't know if this already had been there, but:
Chuck doesn't sleep with a weapon under the pillow,
he sleeps with a pillow under the weapon.

just use what you know dude

chuck norris doesn't recycle, he can restore the same thing over and over by looking at it

Light-kun · 11-07-2009, 04:02 PM

chuck norris doesn't read books,
he stares at them until they voluntarily tell him what he wants to know.

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Amargo Deathscythe boredom zone king 2010 Posts: 3,269 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Detroit	11-03-2009, 04:29 PM chuck norris invented life

Amargo Deathscythe boredom zone king 2010 Posts: 3,269 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Detroit	11-06-2009, 12:22 AM chuck norris made mount everest when he sneezed

Amargo Deathscythe boredom zone king 2010 Posts: 3,269 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Detroit	11-07-2009, 03:07 AM chuck norris is in the business of death.......and business is good

Light-kun ¥156,804,000 Posts: 847 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany	11-07-2009, 12:45 PM I don't know if this already had been there, but: Chuck doesn't sleep with a weapon under the pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under the weapon. A huge thanks to Maximo for the Ava & Sig

Light-kun ¥156,804,000 Posts: 847 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany	11-07-2009, 04:02 PM chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until they voluntarily tell him what he wants to know.